Lee Kern

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Films I wish I had made: Honey I Shrunk The Kids, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Steptoe and Son in Marakesh, The Mighty Ducks.
I cried watching: Big Brother series one to six, any episode of Harry Hill, anything in which Chris Evans has had either an on-screen or behind the scenes role, Vernon Kaye doing his Doritos advert.
Directors I love: The directors who make the McDonalds "I'm Loving It" adverts.
Actors I admire: People in the KFC "Got chicken, got soul" adverts.
My desert island discs: Play that funky music -Leonard Cohen.
Books I have given my friends: Meg and Mog do Amsterdam, What a mess goes to rehab, Where the Wild Ones Are (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder edition)
My death row meal: Uranium. Hopefully the volt of current mixed with uranium would somehow combine to give me super-powers and make me "Electric Man" - although i'd probably just shit my pants and die like the others, (albeit with an added touch of radiation poisoning and vomit dribbled on my chest).
The best thing I own: A magic stone.
More about me: If i can be half as broken as Jimmy Stewart at the end of Vertigo - my life would have been worthwhile.

Joined: 29/7/2003
Recent Bulletin Posts: 6/10/2008 Inside the Belly of the Film Fame Game
15/5/2008 SP staff in their spare time: PART ONE
28/3/2008 The Voice of Evil
4/3/2008 Prizes to be won!
3/3/2008 My favourite piece of trivia
28/2/2008 Earthquake
9/2/2008 Re: The Law is like sex
8/2/2008 Q - Efficient way to record V/O and get into my PCs AVID
25/1/2008 The Piano
21/1/2008 Sundance Short Shooters
Subscribed to: UK FILMMAKERS

Lee Kern's A-Z of Love

Documentary, 2007
3 min , DVCam/Mini-DV
Modern Toss

TV Light Entertainment, 2006
6 min , 35mm
Mobile Cinema

2006
2 min , DVCam/Mini-DV
Angus Deayton's Guide to Self-Help Videos (ITV)

TV Light Entertainment, 2005
Raw Britannia (Channel 4)

TV Light Entertainment, 2005
60 min , DVCam/Mini-DV
Tales of the Creepy, Crooked... (Channel 4)

TV Light Entertainment, 2005
4 min , DVCam/Mini-DV
Dear KKK

TV Light Entertainment, 2004
1 min , DVCam/Mini-DV
The Edgware Walker (Channel 4)

Documentary, 2004
20 min , DVCam/Mini-DV